Saturday, May 29, 2010

Generation 90210 Says: "Your Girlfriend Ain't No Kind of Problem"

These recently discovered lyrics by New York disco darlings Tayisha Busay accurately embody Kelly's upspoken feelings towards Brenda regarding Vanilla Ice, oops, I mean Dylan McKay (wrong 90s has-been with bad eyebrows):

"Your girlfriend ain't no kind of problem to me, baby.
If your girl's got such soul power, why can't she keep you off my dance floor?"

While in Kelly's case, it wasn't exactly her dance floor Brenda couldn't keep Dylan off of (after all, he was notorious for refusing to dance at school functions in order to cultivate his Byronic mystique), the sentiment underlying this delicious lyrical tidbit is quite accurate in describing the personal dynamics governing the Kelly vs. Brenda rivalry.

Here is the video for "Soul Power" or what might been known as Kelly's Theme:
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