Saturday, May 30, 2009

Generation 90210 Extols: So You Think You Can Dance

Those nearest and dearest to Ramona Narrow know that from May to August, she lives and dies for Fox's So You Think You Can Dance. She's been to a taping - twice. She votes. She posts critiques in the online community, often making up total lies to make a point in online arguments she gets in with 12 year olds in Florida. She once approached a dancer who had been kicked off and announced that his departure was "a travesty and injustice." The show is that good. The dancers are phenomenal, the choreographers are world-renowned, the judges are fair and kind and focused on dance, and the hostess, Cat Deeley, is silly and warm enough that you almost forgive her for her perfect shiny hair and fashion model frame. Almost.

All of the dances performed are original choreography, which means that instead of hearing some nineteen year old from Texas with bad highlights sing "I Will Always Love You" like she's several Long Islands in at a karaoke bar in the Milwaukee Marriott, you get to see something you've never seen before. Ms. Ramona has been without a tv for the past five months, but, as of last week, you can find her on the treadmill with the attached television at her community center, pissing people off by exceeding the 30 minute cardio machine limit, every Wednesday and Thursday from 8-10. To kick off the new season, Ramona has chosen her top five SYTYCD auditions of all time.
1. BRANDON BRYANT

2. PHILLIP CHBEEB (This isn't sped up!!!)

3.BENJI SCHWIMMER AND HEIDI GROSKREUTZ

4.EVAN KASPRZAK

5.BRANDON NORRIS















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Friday, May 29, 2009

Generation 90210 Darling: Carolyn See

Carolyn See is one of those rare Gen901210 icons who fit both our criteria: she was not successful until well after thirty and at seventy-five, she is still kicking ass with a love for margaritas and a long-time crush on Owen Wilson.See has written several bestselling novels, three non-fiction books, numerous articles for publications like The Atlantic Monthly and Esquire, and a number of mysteries under the pseudonym Monica Highland. She is currently the book reviewer for the Friday morning edition of The Washington Post and has won both Guggenheim and Getty fellowships, as well as The Los Angeles Times Robert Kirsch Body of Work Award. Yet her first novel wasn't published until she was thirty-six, one which, in her own words, "sank like a stone.” See was in her late thirties and early forties when she started to make it as a writer. Plus, after two failed marriages before the age of 35, she wrote off the institution as a whole and lived as boyfriend/girlfriend with the erudite and illustrious John Espey (search him on the New Yorker’s website,www.newyorker.com, to find some of the best stuff that ever came out of those rarefied halls back when they were on 45th street) for thirty years until the time of his death in 2000 (CONT.)




For people who feel like things just haven’t worked out for them (I have a law degree – why am I still in the mailroom?) or that it is too late to start pursuing their dreams without looking pathetic, the general philosophy that it is never too late to get it together that emerges in See’s work is both inspiring and comforting. As See says, “When I started to write I was relatively old, and lived in California. So I was the wrong sex, wrong age, wrong coast. Luckily I was too ignorant to know it.” And it’s a good thing she was because three of her books are absolute must-haves for Gen 90210ers everywhere.


Making a Literary Life: Advice for Writers and Other Dreamers is for those who secretly yearn to write. It’s for normal people who live normal lives but harbor desires to create something extraordinary. Written with great humor and warmth, dreamers who always wanted to write but felt like because they didn’t get an MFA at Iowa or Irvine or didn’t intern at Harpers their junior year at Princeton, it just wasn’t in the cards for them will greatly appreciate this book which covers everything from creating a writing ritual to handling rejection to being your own publicist to not pissing people off when your first book comes out.


Growing up working class in Los Angeles, twenty-nine year old Bob Hampton has artistic aspirations: he wants to paint. Buying into the mythology that great artists must migrate to Paris, the so-called art capital of the world, Bob arrives there only to find that it is a world closed off to people like him, people with cousins who live in trailers and mothers who live in dark studio apartments on Vermont. He returns to Los Angeles and begins to work as a handyman to pay for his art supplies while he figures out what the hell he is going to do with his life now that he thinks he’ll never get to be a real artist. A testament to the transcendent power of art, The Handyman is profound but not pretentious. Note: the first few pages are a bit confusing but will totally make sense once you finish the novel.

This book is Miss Ramona Narrow’s favorite book of all-time. Miss Ramona has read a lot, in large part because she endured a thirteen year awkward phase from the time she was seven until she was twenty which left her seeking solace in books while her friends dated cute boys, so hopefully that should count for something. Of course, it is debatable whether this awkward phase really ever ended, but whatever.
Dreaming is See’s memoir that loosely focuses on the ways that alcoholism and drug addiction have pervaded the lives of almost everyone in her family. The general but unspoken thesis of the book is that the prevalence of alcohol and drug addiction in this country is in part due to the disappointment we feel when we find out that, for the vast majority of us, the myth of the American Dream is just that – a myth. We work hard, we do what we are supposed to do and then are left to ask “Is this it?” Or in the words of one of the most gifted song writers alive today, Isaac Brock, “Life handed us a paycheck and we said, ‘we worked harder than this’.” This is a classic Generation 90210 kid feeling when in self-pity mode.
What is so great is that growing up for See does not mean giving up on fun or becoming “an adult” in the boring, serious sense of the word. She follows no one’s path but her own and finally decides to hang it up at forty, but for See, hanging it up means giving up acid and meeting the aforementioned John Espey, and it is at this point that her career really gets going. This is, in a nutshell, why Caroline See is a 90210 darling - she shows us that our lives are what we make of them, that even given a crappy lot in life, you can take it, polish it, and have a damn good time.


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